the epic tale of hey diddle diddle.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
the cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
and the dish ran away with the spoon!

Once upon in time in Lysville there was a cat named Kat that no one liked and no one was nice or ever noticed her. She sat in the back of the class and was silent as a mouse. She was so sad that she had no friends. She dreamed of the day when she would have friends and be a cool cat. Kat had a big crush this boy at her school. He was a fiddle and the most popular cutest boy at school. His name was peter. One day while she was a school, she was sitting there doing her work when peter turned and asked for a pencil. She was aghast that he even wanted to talk to her! She handed him a pencil and he said, “Thanks sweetheart. I’ll give it back later, pinky swear.”  Then he turned and went back to his work. Sweetheart? Why was he being so nice he didn’t seem like the type to do that? She pulled out her journal and started writing in it. “Dear journal, today at school the peter turned and asked for a pencil. I was freaking out inside but outside I was calm and collected. J”  there was no way she could focus on here math when her crush had just called her a sweetheart. All she could think about was how fine his strings were and how perfectly golden brown his wood was. She was head over hills for him. He handed it back and said, “thanks so much Kat! Love ya!”  ‘He knew my name and said I love you?! I didn’t even know he knew my name.’ she thought. She went on in the next class thinking about how perfect he was and writing it in her journal when the school bully, Diddle stole her journal and started reading it aloud. The dog laughed to see such fun the class was having. “That’s funny how you think a loser like you could be with such a cool kid like peter! Ha it kills me!” the little dog laughed. Kat was so embarrassed that she ran home and never made friends. To cope with her sadness she started reading her favorite comic books. In the back of the Amazing Spiderman, she saw an ad for a robot builder. She thought that the robot builder could make her friends so she sent in ten dollars and waited. Four weeks later a fridge sized box came in the mail. “my friends!” she shrieked as she dashed out of the house to the mail box. She dragged the box in and opened it. In side was a dish a spoon with eyes a mouth, hands, legs, and a computer chip brain. She was so happy that she turned them on and ran to show her mom the cow. “Mom! Mom! My friends cam in the mail! My friends came in the mail!”  her mom walked over and gawked at how amazing they were. “aren’t they cool? I finally have friends! And they do whatever I ask!” Kat said with glee. She flipped them and watched as they came to life. “hello I am dish.” “and I am spoon.” They both jumped with joy. Then the cow jumped so high that she jumped over the moon!  "the cow jumped over the moon!" people shouted. "oh no! dish! Spoon! Go get my cow mother!” she scream. “yes sir!” said and ran right through the wall! “She is on the moon where are you going? the dish ran away with the spoon! What the crap?!?” she didn’t know what to do so she lived alone with no one not even a mom. Then one day when she was all grown up she was sitting on the porch drinking a glass of lemonade all alone when her high school crush pete, was walking past. “Kat is that you? You look amazing!” he came over and they chated away soon falling in love. He asked for her hand after 5 years of dating. On there wedding they were driving away when they saw the high school bully diddle looking like a loser. "hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle just like you said they wouldnt!" they scream as they drove past. but the driver was driving under  the infulence and hit him then swarved and crashed into a tree. they never even made it one day as a couple.
the end